Today's contribution to the expanding crash blossom collection, from the Wall Street Journal:
Philly Police Back
Tasering Officer
At first reading I really did take it to mean that the Philly police were in favor of tasering one of their number -- as an initiation rite? A punishment? (It's amazing how quickly the mind processes the absurd possibilities.) Another, less plausible reading: The police are now back at their task of tasering an officer (after taking a break).
Of course, what the police really back is yesterday's tasering BY a police officer of the kid who ran onto the Phillies ballfield during the game. (And yes, "Tasering by Officer" would have fit.)
If it makes you feel any better, the officer involved probably got shot with a taser as part of his training to use the weapon.
ReplyDeleteTasering officers isn't implausible. Many police depts require that if an officer is going to carry a taser, s/he has to experience it first.
ReplyDeleteThis one packs a lot of possibilities into a short phrase! Even though the second misreading you propose ("The police are now back at their task...") is the least plausible, it sounds the most normal, prose-wise, at least to my ears. "Back" meaning "support" is such headlinese.
ReplyDeleteThanks, tudza and Galadriel -- I did think of the officer-training option after I posted ... so that makes four possible readings, or maybe three and a half, depending on the reader's familiarity with training procedures.
ReplyDeleteI thought there was a shorter verb "to tase". Useful for headlines, I would think.
ReplyDeleteEditors Back Forming Verb
I'm surprised to see no one commenting on the verbification (in a couple of forms) of "TASER" which is itself an acronymization based on an eponymization of a fictional technology.
ReplyDeleteWhaddaya mean, no one? Am I chopped liver? All right, I didn't make whatever comment you were going to make, but what's your comment?
ReplyDeleteAnd can you explain the part about the "eponymization"?
Golly e, profuse apologies, I misunderstood your comment (perhaps my tongue in my cheek obscured my verbal vision).
ReplyDeleteTASER is an eponym; its inventors named it after Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle (Tom Swift and His Electric Rifle, "Victor Appleton", 1911).
(and yes I realize TASER isn't strictly an eponym)
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